illiterate

The person next to you. The one with the stupid look on their face as they look over your shoulder at the screen wondering what all the symbols mean.

It's okay, I understand that you're illiterate, but we can play video games later.

Why are you looking over my shoulder? You're illiterate.

by VANCANMAN February 28, 2010

Illiterate Fuck

A person who has a small vocabulary and resorts to making up his own words to decribe the things that already exist, or is too lazy to use all of the words that define or decribe the idea.

You illiterate fuck, that's not a real word! It's Snoop-Dog, not Snoopy Dog!

by Jeffrey Lee June 18, 2006

illhueminati

illhueminati is a group of twitter accounts that all share similar yet very different writing styles. Deeply emotional and beautifully written, posts from these accounts are usually forms of poetry. You must be accepted as a member to be affiliated with this group. Most of these accounts have the "crown" in their twitter avatar or a solid color (usually soft or pastel color) "hue" as their avatar, also the hashtag #illhueminati in their bio. The official twitter account of it is @illhueminati, with @santinodela as the founder. Seems like a cult, but some of the most beautiful writing on twitter are written by illhueminati accounts.

"illhueminati is the most bittersweet and beautiful collections of art you could imagine; a way of life"
"hey do you know how I could join the #illhueminati club? I've already changed my avatar to light aqua but they still haven't followed me yet"

by sefdr May 6, 2013

i'll whoop your head boy

50 cent's way of saying he'll kick your ass.

"I'll whoop your head boy, you know I will, I'll whoop your head boy, with the back of the steel."

by Steve-Rob October 6, 2006

Illinois Wesleyan University

Illinois Wesleyan University, or IWU (pronounced eye-woo), is a small liberal arts university in Bloomington, Illinois that consists of about 2500 students.
IWU is in close proximity to Illinois State University, so often there is a sense of rivalry between students at each institution. The high cost of attending IWU makes some students at ISU believe that everyone at IWU is obscenely rich. However, contrary to this popular belief nobody at IWU pays for college in cash and almost all students at IWU get some kind of scholarship/financial aid package that makes the cost much more managable.

Joe: I'm at ISU, where are you going?
Scottie: I go to Illinois Wesleyan University.
Joe: Oh you must be really rich!
Scottie: And you must be an STD-infected chain-smoker.

by Scottie Jensen September 22, 2005

well I'll be go to hell

Variation of phrase used when reacting to something interesting or surprising ("well I'll be darned")used in reaction to something that doesn't make all that much sense, or is just stupid.

First guy: "I had to split the gearbox at the seam, opened it up, and there was an old bent roofing nail jamming the bitch"

Second guy: "Well I'll be go to hell"

The emphasis is generally on the word "I'll" and on the first three words "well I'll be".
The final three words are generally said in a softer tone, muttered, or said under one's breath.

by Dalton Rattlesnake February 4, 2009

illadope

Something that's pretty sweet or dope.

Damn bro, nice ride. That shit be "illadope."

by DoubleDownSaint July 18, 2005