Housism (n) -
A comment, normally a one-liner, generally an offbeat response. Something Dr. Gregory House would say.
A comment, normally a one-liner, generally an offbeat response. Something Dr. Gregory House would say.
by spiritlove1 December 30, 2006
Get the housism mug.To throughly own or school someone. A way to measure whether someone has been taken to the house is whether it would be appropriate to inquire of the person in question: "How's your hole?" If asking such a question would indeed be befitting of the situation, then that person has indeed been taken to the house.
A heart-warming children's story to demonstrate the meaning of "take to the house":
Billy's dad told him that he was taking him to Disneyland for the day and told him to close his eyes. After a half hour of driving, his dad instructed him to open his eyes again. Billy realized he was not at Disneyland, but instead back at his house again. His dad then yelled, "Slizzam!!! Got you, sucker! No Disneyland for you, you little bitch!" and started laughing hysterically. Billy then began to cry as his dad taunted him, "Wah wah!!! You little crybaby! I'll give you something to cry about!" Looks like little Billy got taken to the house on that one.
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Fred Weis got taken to the house in the 2000 Olympics when Vince Carter simultaneously dunked over him and teabagged him, shoving his nuts directly into Fred's face.
Billy's dad told him that he was taking him to Disneyland for the day and told him to close his eyes. After a half hour of driving, his dad instructed him to open his eyes again. Billy realized he was not at Disneyland, but instead back at his house again. His dad then yelled, "Slizzam!!! Got you, sucker! No Disneyland for you, you little bitch!" and started laughing hysterically. Billy then began to cry as his dad taunted him, "Wah wah!!! You little crybaby! I'll give you something to cry about!" Looks like little Billy got taken to the house on that one.
Also:
Fred Weis got taken to the house in the 2000 Olympics when Vince Carter simultaneously dunked over him and teabagged him, shoving his nuts directly into Fred's face.
by Nicholas D December 24, 2007
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As the expression implies, a very warm/hot place. This effectively communicates that it's uncomfortably hot, just as a whorehouse would be from the droves of people who would show up for "dollar night."
Sam: Why is it so warm in here. Dinner will cost us $100 each; you'd think they can afford air conditioning!
Nora: Yeah, it's hot as a whore house on dollar night.
Nora: Yeah, it's hot as a whore house on dollar night.
by ChiDiva January 7, 2008
Get the hot as a whore house on dollar night mug.A round U.S. Army patch that is the insignia of the First Corps Support Command (1st COSCOM) It pictures an arrow that has the general shape of an outhouse. The arrow leans to the 10 P.M. position, meaning the mission is always accomplished before the 11th hour. 1st COSCOM units that are under Airborne Corps command, wear an Airborne tab above the patch. Then, the insignia is referred to as the ''flying leaning shithouse''.
Come on guys, get the arrow right. Jones, yours is too far to the left. Smith, yours is pointing straight up! It's a leaning shit house !
by oshek July 9, 2011
Get the Leaning Shit House mug.When an obese or overweight female is wearing a string bikini and her straps disappear in between her fat rolls giving an optical illusion that the bikini is not tied on.
Look over there and check out that "Bikini Houdini." That fat ass woman is wearing a bikini, but I can't see any of the straps because her backfat and fupa are covering the strings.
by megajewel January 23, 2010
Get the Bikini Houdini mug.1) A term used to depict a time period where a lack of skill, ability, or performance was displayed. It is also used to mock people who "find the cheap way" to play games or perform tasks. This term can be used to many different types of situations.
Examples:
Applied to Work:
Boss: "Damn it Johnson! These papers are NOT in alphabetical order. What is this, Amateur Hour?"
Applied to Video Games:
Player A: "Wow, that kid is using a glitch. I forgot it was amateur hour this time of day."
Applied to Home:
Mom: "Rodney, your room is filthy. I thought I said clean it."
Son: "I did clean it."
Mom: "Did you clean it during amateur hour or something? This is atrocious!"
Applied to School:
Professor: "The class average was a D+ on this exam...seriously class, is it amateur hour when you all come here?"
Applied to Work:
Boss: "Damn it Johnson! These papers are NOT in alphabetical order. What is this, Amateur Hour?"
Applied to Video Games:
Player A: "Wow, that kid is using a glitch. I forgot it was amateur hour this time of day."
Applied to Home:
Mom: "Rodney, your room is filthy. I thought I said clean it."
Son: "I did clean it."
Mom: "Did you clean it during amateur hour or something? This is atrocious!"
Applied to School:
Professor: "The class average was a D+ on this exam...seriously class, is it amateur hour when you all come here?"
by SlickolasNickolas March 4, 2010
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