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Irish Hooker

An alcoholic drink, much like a White Russian, but substitute the vodka with Irish whiskey.
Bartender, another Irish Hooker for me please!
by Doctor Gabriel November 12, 2010
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Hooker

Noun (n.)

A solo artist, songwriter, group, or band that writes music for the purpose of garnering attention in lieu of self-expression.
"Have you heard the new Red Jumpsuit Apparatus album? They're just a bunch of hookers now, it's depressing."
by PescadoNino17 January 25, 2009
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Hooterbroads

-A female with the intelligence capacity that will only enable her to the accomplishment of being a "hooters girl" for the rest of her life/career. -Pretty stupid girl only good for a guy to do the moterboat between her tits- Wham bam thank you mam stupid-
Male speaking-"Hey, can you touch your elbows together behind your back...?" Girl- " No ... ehh (she's trying) ..no i can't do it(not realizing her boobs just got perked out to this guys face)" Male again- "Man those Hooterbroads are easy"

(I was a Hooter girl and saw this everyday-now I go to college!!)
by DaniR18 October 26, 2006
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Pirate Hooker

An awesome cat who lives on whore island
Man, I can't believe pirate hooker took a giant shit in her litter box.
by colonelcantwell September 8, 2009
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hookerbot

noun: a generic wannabe supermodel who makes limited income at a low paying job who is very pretty and steals all the guys' attention when out at a party or other drinking establishment; she has no intention of entering into a relationship with said victim
I was talking to this great guy at a party when all of his attentions were diverted to some hookerbot displaying her new boobs.
by Diane Love November 2, 2007
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hookerbelle

an effeminite homosexual male, one who is often seen abusing methamphetamines and/or other psychostimulants in the bathroom at the local gay bar. as implied by the prefix 'hooker', these men are often found in said bathroom on their knees.
'joe, you see that hookerbelle over there - the one with the glitter in his hair and the manpurse? I just saw her givin a blizzy to that guy in the baseball shirt over there.'
by capnCrouton April 28, 2004
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Hookerprof

a crazy lady who owns cats and runs around the classroom like a ditzy high school girl. she knows her bio though, and she wears faded lime green pants....
Laura:I want to give that cute little bird a hug! *gallops over to one side of the classroom
class:what a hookerprof
by t-homas November 5, 2008
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