a crazy lady who owns cats and runs around the classroom like a ditzy high school girl. she knows her bio though, and she wears faded lime green pants....
Laura:I want to give that cute little bird a hug! *gallops over to one side of the classroom
class:what a hookerprof
class:what a hookerprof
by t-homas November 5, 2008
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A corpulant prostitute who weighs over 3.5 tons, whose gelatinous flesh oozes from out her skanky, strawberry scented garments, often creating extra tits. They roam in herds, usually with one or two dominant. They feed on KFC and buckets of sperm.
A: Damn, did you hear? Steve's in the hospital with a crushed ribcage. What the fuck happened?
B: Wait! It must have been that hookerpotamus he had over last night!
A: Poor bastard. Wait until his wife hears about this.
B: Wait! It must have been that hookerpotamus he had over last night!
A: Poor bastard. Wait until his wife hears about this.
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