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Happy meter

Male genitalia, Penis, cock, dick, little richard, etc.
I was watching porn last night and my happy meter went up.
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Happy Valentines

The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.
Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!
by Steven Catlett March 29, 2007
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HappyBanana

A gleeful banana full of joy and wonder.
HappyBanana and BabyMatt had "fun" last night.
by bricklyn April 1, 2010
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Happy Hands

When a girl secretively jacks off a a guy under a blanket while sitting next to her mom.
Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.
by Anon Strainjer April 18, 2011
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happy black

As an update; Happy Black is now also a song by my cousin Tom, a song by my friend's band Calcia, and a character on WoW =)
Happy Black Fever! =D *dances*
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Happy Cactus

noun/verb.
plural form: Happy Cacti

When a guy who has participated in "No Shave November" goes down on a girl to eat her out. The rubbing of the stubble against her vagina would be analogous to a cactus rubbing against her flesh. In an added twist, the female has a deflated balloon inserted in her vagina. As the balloon is blown up by the male partner's mouth play, the balloon expands, causing a tickling sensation.

In a male-to-male variation, substitute the vagina for an anus.
Hunter made his girlfriend scream in pain and delight as he gifted the Happy Cactus upon her.

Mitchell's boyfriend made him scream out in pain and unexpected delight as Mitchell was surprise Happy Cactus'ed.
by CPT Morgan, Ph.D. December 2, 2010
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Happy Toy Box

When a women shoves 10 to 12 sexual objects up her rectum, and her male partner has to shove his arm up to the elbow into her ass in order to retrive them. He then must sexually pleasure her with all of the objects. Multiple times.
Black Dude One: Hey homie what did you do last night?
Black Dude Two: Oh i hung out with that couguer Tywasha!
Black Dude One: Oh word?! How did it go?
Black Dude Two: We happy toy boxed so hard! She put 15 things up dat ass and when I pulled them all out they were covered in shit! Then I fucked her with each one 20 times!
by NelliyJuice January 18, 2012
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