Basket of fruit

hen you put your balls and dick between your legs

Seen from the front it looks like mangina

Seen from back it looks like a basket of fruit

Who gave Dick Cheney a gun? Ooh No George Buch pertect you basket of fruit!

Bang

Say bye bye to Bush's man hood

by Nicolo May 3, 2006

fruit bowl

The act of restraining one's genitalia (male) between the legs, as to protrude from behind rather than hanging in front. Also coined as "the goat" in the movie Waiting.

Kegan attempted a fruit bowl off the diving board and now cannot reproduce.

by Yarghh April 21, 2006

fruit-looping

verb. To fruit loop is to foot rape. Foot raping is simply the act of placing one's foot on someone else against their will, usually due to a fear of feet.

Haha, melanie just got totally fruit-looped!

by White Chedda April 3, 2005

fruit booter

a dumb person who failed miserably at skate boarding and life and couldent ollie so they strape dona pair of roller blades so they can feel like idiots and clogg up our skate parks and be so proud that they can jump higher-news flash fruity fuck, there strapped ot your feet it's easy.

owen H did a dope 16 stair, but oh well he's a f*in fruit botter

by owen hoffmeyer February 25, 2005

Low-Hanging Fruit

Someone who is currently straight but would take the least effort to turn gay.

Your easiest target is Andrew; he's definitely the low-hanging fruit.

by fdsa321 June 2, 2009

Fruit boy

Boy who dresses or acts strangley

Boy 1: Blud, why are my mans jeans so hitch-up

Boy 2: Trust me, that brere's a fruit boy.

by Freks August 4, 2009

Bruised fruit

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey

Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit

by Tony July 13, 2004