cocktail fruit 

A man's genitals

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"

cocktail fruit by urbanmama5 March 19, 2015

Squirrel in the fruit basket 

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.

'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'

Squirrel in the fruit basket by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006

Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat 

Overly large labia majora. RFTR for short.

Her pussy looked like a rotting fruit rollup twat.

Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat by nfkiller February 4, 2008

Mac Fruit 

person who loiters round working mens clubs offering boat ride's and rough sex

look at mac fruit wanking those two guys with leather hats on.

Mac Fruit by ric black October 20, 2004

nose fruit 

Boogers; snot.

Dude, clear your nose fruit!

nose fruit by ghost July 31, 2003

hang fruit 

pendulous testicles as seen from behind

"i like the way Bob's hang fruit looks when he's cleaning the bathtub"

hang fruit by Air-eye February 8, 2006

your a fruit loop 

Some one that is scattered, funny, colourful, Creative, full of life, But has it all in the box!(fruit loop)

Your like a Rainbow broken into colourful pieces all over the place , creative, full of life, Scattered and your a fruit loop.

your a fruit loop by Deenie Weenie April 21, 2017