Sleeping Floorters

The place on your buddies floor where you sleep when you stay at their house due to their lack of a spare room or couch.

Ashton-Dude..Where can I sleep tonight?
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.

by sodomicblitz July 27, 2009

Face flooding

Where a group of guys hold down another guy while another pisses in his face.

John got a face flooding last night.

by Deep blue 2012 September 19, 2009

sub-flooring

a term used to describe the absence of a female's pubic hair

Q: Do you think that girl's carpet matches her drapes?

A: No, I bet all she has is sub-flooring.

by funnyguy2010 December 12, 2010

the door in the floor

Emergency exit you wish was there (but never actually is) after something terrible has happened, and it is obvious to all that it was your fault.

The door in the floor is similar to the ACME hole mat.

When shit hit the fan, I looked for the door in the floor, but it wasn't there. Shit, man...

by The Tangoman November 21, 2004

has the floor

the quality of having one's balls out, typically enshrouded in some kind of blanket or sleeping bag, while surrounded by other heterosexual males. typically hilarity ensues, b/c the first instance was an epic, funny surprise and each following instance reminds everyone of the awesomeness of the first and the freedom that comes with having ones balls swangin' free.

G: "My balls are out"
Ch: "G has the floor!"
N: "I'm going to take my balls out too, but not before yours are put away, G."
X: "This is gross, yet I'm turned on"
Ca: "I just found a pube near N's sleeping bag"

by dquecia November 9, 2011

Floops

The two small crevices or canals that are on either side of your genitals.

Dude, my floops itch.

by wolfee09 February 14, 2009

flooding the chat

Another phrase for "chat spamming"

You have been muted for "flooding the chat"

by AlterLynx October 20, 2017