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Salmon fishing 

Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.
"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"
Salmon fishing by BDWF April 5, 2021

Ill-fishing 

Telling people you are iller than you actually are for attention. Also applies to image posts on social media.
He's can't be that ill, I saw him running around town. He's totally ill-fishing for attention.
Ill-fishing by Pikuntchu April 20, 2021

Puff-fishing 

Johnny was puff-fishing Sally at the whore house
Puff-fishing by Mfpapi April 21, 2021

Pickle fishing 

Like cat fishing but for men
Did you see John at the part last night he was totally pickle fishing
Pickle fishing by Maddy082102 June 10, 2021

miracle fishing

A term used when kidnapping someone in hopes of getting paid big, even if unlikely to succeed.
Hey boys, let's go miracle fishing today! Maybe we'll get lucky this time.

Nap Fishing 

Similar to cat fishing. When someone on their dating profile doesn’t tell you something like they have narcolepsy.
Man: “ I am a victim of a professional nap fisher. I caught her on the first date asleep in her food. And I realized she had narcolepsy and hadn’t disclosed that to me. Low and behold, a nap fishing traumatic event. “
Nap Fishing by Borracha Grace October 2, 2021