january fever

spending all of january doing new years revoulutions that usually only last the length of january

he has a bad case of january fever hes going to the gym everyday

by blondedrone January 21, 2011

bro fever

when you and your best friend spend too much time together and you start getting heated and annoyed with each other.

Bro 1- what do you wanna do when i comeover later?

Bro 2- youv been over at my house everyday this week! Dont you have somthing else to do?

Bro 1- Whoa..sounds like someones getting a case of bro fever.

by bkerr March 22, 2011

bongo fever

having an unstopable urge to go the the nearest club and dance worse than a retarded ape

"bongo fever" your 10 bottles of blue WKD worse off and its saturday night. so you and your friends put your war paint on and shorest skirts and go the the bongo!

by skunk(69) August 14, 2011

noodle fever

occurs when one has an (asian) obsession with the opposite (asian) sex

"Bro do you have asian love? Nah bro I have the noodle fever"

by PhilYoon November 3, 2011

Crotch fever

A disorder that effects sports performance. The cause may be unknown but can be a useful scapegoat for poor sporting performance.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

by Mr. McGibblets December 5, 2011

Queso Fever

When a white person finds him or herself attracted to a person of hispanic descent.

A: "My new gardener is so hot!"
B: "Ooh girl, I know! I can feel the queso fever settin' in!"

by neyon August 29, 2013

semen fever

Semen fever is when a man is so pent up and horny that even the ugliest candidate for sex will do.

Semen fever can be caused by busy work schedule and heavy amounts of cock blocking around the house. Cure ability is simple smack it and get your brain back before you bang a 3.5

Guy 1: hey bro want to hang out and hotbox today.

Guy 2: no man sorry but my semen fevers real bad

by The boner doctor January 6, 2014