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n. a fake I.D. often and only appropriately used by underage people who wish to obtain and/or consume alcohol from a responsible vendor. fakes can be either illegally (and often crudely) manufactured or passed on from someone of age to some one who looks alike (i. e. has the same color hair).
guy 1: hey little bro, are you coming out to the bar tonight?
little bro: no dice big bro, i don't have a fake.

FAKE by madu August 19, 2006
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Fake Taxi 

Someone that don't get paid in cash to drive someone around.
You can so tell that's a fake taxi. Let's see if we can get a ride
Fake Taxi by Wheelnon December 2, 2019

Fake disaggression

Good natured harrassment,friendly antagonism, teasing a friend to show affection.
1st guy: Man, you look like a little bitch in that shirt!
2nd guy: What F*** you! I hate you!
1st guy: Calm down ,man. It's just a little
Fake disaggression.

Fake disaggression by Leadbelly December 21, 2005
People who act like the nicest person ever to you in person. Then when they aren't around you, they talk so much shit!
"Hey, girl! How are you?" Sandra asked.

"I'm fine, thanks." Jessica answered. Sandra gave her a smile and walked away.

*Hours later*
"Teya! Jessica is such a bitch, she's so fake. Ew. I can't believe she's even alive. You don't know much I hate her." Sandra told Teya.
"I know, I can't stand her. She can go die."
Fake by Jessica Clearwater May 11, 2013

fake-break-up 

Fake break up is when a man or a woman in a relationship poses to leave usually in an attempt to gain control to manipulate or get what we call the upper hand in the relationship
Cindy could never get Steve to take dance classes so she did a fake-break-up to attain the upper hand so that she could get him to cooperate
fake-break-up by Suuperdaddy November 2, 2015

fake rap 

a genre of music created by the lonely island, this involves comedy and singing.
"What is the genre of music the lonely island sing?"
"they sing fake rap"
fake rap by bkeast September 7, 2016

Fake Friend

A single person that pretends to be friends with you only to maintain a friendship with your partner. Often causing relationship problems of doubt and mistrust.
She acts like she's my friend too, but she's a fake friend, always texting my husband trying to make plans that don't include me.
Fake Friend by Calibabe6 April 19, 2018