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Fake sport

A sport where the outcome of the matches are rigged or predetermined. For example: Pro Wrestling. Companies like WWE, TNA, Ring of Honor etc. are based on pro wrestling where all the matches are staged.
Person 1: Wow Steven, did you know that that Undertaker crucified Stone Cold Steve Austin last night?
Person 2: Dude don't you know that WWF is fake?
Person 1: Whaddaya mean?
Person 2: It's not real, there is no dead man who is alive, nor he can crucify a person on TV and get away with it. It's the same as Santa Claus. It's a fake sport, fiction for children. Sorry to break it down like this
Person 1: 'sobbing' It's still real to me dammit !
Fake sport by not_a_fag January 7, 2016
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fake nut 

The act in which you fake your orgasm due to, exudation, he/she is getting bored, or you are fucked up
"Dude I had to fake nut because I was so drunk. I did no want her to think she can't make be blow my load"
fake nut by Cryptomnesia January 21, 2016
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Fake-Ass Gangsters 

When you talk shit about a person you don't like behind their backs but act all cool with them like ya bests friends.
Thot 1: Dang, that bitch eyebrows look like booty meat.

Thot 2: Hell fawk yeah, and she smell like it too.

Thot 3: Hey ladies, how's my eyebrows? Ain't they on fleek?

Thot 1 & 2: Girl, they so pretty!

So there you have it. Thats a fake-ass gangsters. And also if u dislike this definition then that means you also a fake-ass gangsters.
Fake-Ass Gangsters by Uchiha Savages February 17, 2017

Fake rappers 

A insecure nigga who raps about selling dope, but in reality he isn't.
A nigga who's to insecure to rap about real shit, and is begging to be exposed.
Fake rappers by Massab March 9, 2017

fake follower

An inactive social media follower.
One who does not like, comment, or interact with posts by an account that they follow.
Derek is such a fake follower, he never likes my pictures.
fake follower by realfollower September 5, 2017

fake-n-vape 

When someone vapes with no nicotine
I don't do that fake-n-vape stuff, I use 18 mg nicotine!
fake-n-vape by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

Fake Friend

Someone who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.

-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.
Wow, just now realizing that all I have in my life are fake friends.
Fake Friend by Pseudonym name December 15, 2017