Chinese Egg-salad sandwich

A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.

Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? We’re having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.

by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023

hair in the egg

Searching for even the smallest reasons not to do something, despite strong evidence supporting that you should.

Don't look for the hair in the egg, you just gave me a whole list of reasons you want to this!

by sci-isms May 9, 2019

Two Sausage Egg Breakfast

While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.

Nick: Hey man, lets give Jim a Two Sausage Egg Breakfast.
Josh: Hell yeah he looks hungry.

by FullMetalBalrog March 10, 2021

Yuki Egg

Yuki Egg also a slang name for spunk, sperm etc etc
A term used in the place Blackpool

I met a girl last night! Smashed her to bits and gave her some of me yuki Egg.
Omg I just yuki egged all over her face!
"Yuki Egg laaaa"

by Pecs_and_that September 3, 2013

Lay an egg

Another word for taking a shit

Aye bro I’m gonna go lay an egg

by FamousJew August 21, 2020

nest egg

a cache of money saved for a specific purpose (such as an emergency)

They went for the nest egg but forgot where it was.

by The Return of Light Joker October 7, 2009

go suck an egg

a nice way to tell someone to go soak your head, go shed some skin, get lost, get bent, and well, you know what I mean.

Scalper: I got U2 tickets at $800 - $900 a pop!

Curt: Go suck an egg!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008