Kookie Eating Unicorn

A kookie eating unicorn unicorn is a known species in planet earth. Only one creature is alive in this known species. It is known of having Jung Kook as their bias and they love the colour red, purple and black. They also love Harry Potter and are usually sorted into the Gryffindor house

The kookie eating unicorn may go extinct as there is only one alive

by Kookie eating unicorn February 8, 2019

cheese eating bucktoothfuck

a cheese eating person with buck teeth

Jordan is a cheese eating bucktoothfuck

by shruuug March 1, 2019

mush-eating

When you eat something out of someone’s mouth while kissing them

Eating the remains of a pink waffer out of ones mouth, mush-eating

by Ambs hayat March 7, 2019

cake eating whore

when an ugly nasty nikka fat shames whamen by calling them cake eating whores

ugly nikka: you guys are just cake eating whores
cute nikka: fuck u say bitch

by sadnikkahours March 11, 2019

Defense eating

Eating you food faster and strategically so nobody around can eat any of your foods.

When Jon took a piece of dessert. He used defense eating so only he can have his part of the dessert

by guest E51 April 20, 2019

Ass Eating Hater

Formed by Internet trap producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.

Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.

by SIGNAL SOLDIER October 12, 2019

butt extinguisher

The butt extinguisher is a mystical beast that comes out every year. This beast gets the butts of all and rips them open like a coconut. The victims butt is no longer and will skinned into a carpet

The butt extinguisher is here for the booty this year

by The butt extinguisher himself October 18, 2019