the dong

1. another term for dong fong
2. where you go when you want a lot of tasty food and want to shit your pants afterwards

see- dong fongs

the dong was real real good last night, but i came back and shit all night.

by WP_flava April 25, 2005

double donger

a dildo that offers pleasing heads at both ends. the purpose of this dildo is to please two women at once as they both insert an end into their hole of choice.

janice says it's time to get crazy; it was then that tiffany said it's time to whip out the double donger. both proceeded to insert an end of the dildo into themselves offering up a slice of heaven that would be to anyone's viewing delight.

by frisbelly September 19, 2008

ding dong ditcher

1.a man who undergoes surgery to change his gender

2.a lesbian

ex.1.i heard that sam became a ding dong ditcher and now he goes by samantha

ex.2.i heard after kelly's boyfriend dumped her she became a ding dong ditcher and is now hitting on other chicks

by Dr.Eww April 21, 2009

Bong-Dong

An impliment used by druggies while having sex. Specifically a dildo that can be used as a bong simultaneously.

"I wanted to take a hit while I was getting laid last night, so instead of just using a dildo, I fired up the Bong-Dong."

by OysterCultist January 3, 2010

Fire dong

When you slather hot wing sauce on your dong.

Did you hear that Adam got turned on by his fire dong.

by Firedongalicious November 16, 2010

ding dong

A code name for an annoying whore who always talks about herself.

This bitch is such a ding dong.

by Big Daddy2675 October 31, 2017

D Dong

D Dong refers to Daniel James Seavey from the band Why Don't We. This came about after fellow band members Zach Dean Herron and Jack Robert Avery were calling each other 'Z Dong' and 'J Dong'.

Zach: Yo, D Dong and J Dong. Are we gonna go grab some food?
Daniel: Sure Z Dong.

by suckerforseavey December 31, 2017