Christmas cracker

When you burp and fart at the same time, emitting gas from both ends simultaneously.

1) Andrew ate so much steak that he busted a christmas cracker.
2)Sis is such a glutton that he always has a case of the chrisimas crackers.
3) Excuse me, I just christmas crackered.

by Muchos Gaseous September 1, 2009

cracker black

A cracker who things he is black!

Look at that fucken cracker black. Someone needs to kick his ass!

by Daniela June 18, 2006

nut cracker

A new boss brought in for the purpose of changing a work group who uses a substantial level of pain to get people to do what he/she wants.

How's the new boss?
Dude, she is a nut cracker. All those policies we've been ignoring are now the freakin' LAW!!

by Dr. Bubba August 29, 2011

Chinese Cracker

A person who tries to roast others on online games that have mint green hair and is very white with freckles.

Often they would make racist jokes and talk junk about your parents,god,and you.

Oh my gosh they are such a Chinese Cracker

by RoasterOf2017 January 17, 2017

schrodinger's cracker

Schrodinger's cracker is a phrase used to describe white people. White people simultaeneously believe they are both the superior race and opressed at the same time - it's an oxymoron, really.

Alex: "White people are opressed too! Reverse racism is a thing!"
Alex, two days later at a KKK meeting: "We must kill all the blacks! Slavery was a good thing that they clearly wanted!"

Tyrone: "Shit, there's a clear case of schrodinger's cracker."

by boopboppity March 9, 2019

Cracker Jacking

The act of enjoying the snack food Cracker Jacks.

You: Hey man, what's up?
Guy eating Cracker Jacks: Not much, just Cracker Jacking.

by Sun-Wukong May 14, 2011

Stale Cracker

A boring white person. A white person with no sense of humor or overall just not enjoyable to be around.

Damn, Raymond is such a stale cracker.

by hahanahman August 11, 2020