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Mac n' Cheese Come Around

A form of severe intestinal illness spread by sharing cheese drenched noodles with a community spoon of questionable cleanliness, usually while backpacking.
Dude, my stomach feels like a spoiled packet of mountain house eggs... must have the mac n' cheese come around from those campfire leftovers last night!
by Grossham October 15, 2015
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stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.
Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.
by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020
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You dey Come?

Words Nigerian guys use when they want to invite a Lady over.
Babe, how far? You dey come?
by You dey Come? July 19, 2020
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some body come get her

some body come get her some body come get him before i fucking end him
by da d awd a October 11, 2020
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some body come get her

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I've come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)

That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.
-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-

-*uncontrollable laughter*

-fucking wife
-mommy?
by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022
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We’re do babies come from

How about you ask your parents that, it will be interesting.
Kid:Mom We’re do babies come from?
Mom:I will tell you when your older.
by DO_BETTER March 6, 2022
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