Jade Cole; "I am an undiscovered supermodel. When people see me on the street, they're like: who is this girl?"
by Flodrik April 16, 2009
Get the Jade Cole mug.A name pronounced when wishing to refer to a slapper who has ridden her way to celebrity status, utterly devoid of any talent apart from a few crouching and dog like positions when dancing. Warbles off key to the extent that special technology is employed to make sounds that resemble vocal noises but don't really, so the radio gets abruptly turned off. This only applies to radio stations that are extremely desperate to play such crap in the first place. Normally a nauseously looking skinny chav without a care for the fact that teenagers may mimic her and die of starvation
Oooh, she's a right Cheryl Cole...she 'ad Tony last week cos he offered 'er a tenner and a chance to sing at karaoke
by MysticMog September 21, 2011
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Get the cheryl cole moment mug.A so-called 'singer' from Girls Aloud who spends 50% of the time gushing to the glossy mags about her skank of an ex husband, and the other 50% miming on stage and telling other people they can't sing, all whilst calling it a career.
by judimanic March 12, 2011
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Get the Kizzy Cole mug.A hot woman who is married to a prick. She is a member of Girls Aloud and loves to get it on with guys like me.
by B@d B0y October 17, 2009
Get the Cheryl Cole mug.A girl that only hangs out with 2 people. A real big bitch that is very ugly and has a lot of style but can loose some weight. Very bitchy to anybody that trys to talk to her. Is not easy and would do anything just to keep he lover from going onto a new girl.
Guy: Hey Ashlee Cole
Ashlee Cole: What nigga, i hate u what do u want?
Guy: Woww ur a big bitch. I hate u!!
Ashlee Cole: Aww why thank u. That is the nicest thing that anybody has said to me <3
Ashlee Cole: What nigga, i hate u what do u want?
Guy: Woww ur a big bitch. I hate u!!
Ashlee Cole: Aww why thank u. That is the nicest thing that anybody has said to me <3
by Beautiful357 January 8, 2012
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