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ass coffee 

when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.
mike, last night that Pabst blue ribbon brewed a nice pot of ass coffee for this morning.
ass coffee by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007

Caribou Coffee 

A coffee shop (similar to Starbucks) that all of the stoners sit outside of to buy weed. (Naperville, IL)
New stoner: Omg! Don't talk so loud about weed! Someone will call the cops!

Stoner: Relax, everyone knows people buy weed outside of Caribou Coffee.

butt coffee

There I was, stuck on the beltway, when I felt myself percolating some butt coffee.
butt coffee by Greaseman March 27, 2003

hot coffee 

a term currently being used to describe content within video games that contains extremely suggestive material of a sexual or sensual nature. Derived from GTA: San Andreas, due to scenes found (though unplayable) that involved female characters using coffee as a sexual inuendo.
The Attorney General is now saying that The Sims 2 is as bad as hot coffee
hot coffee by the avenged August 23, 2005

Go get yourself a cup of coffee 

Metaphorical.

1) "This procedure we just took you through will now result in you waiting around for a bit, so rather than sitting around twiddling your thumbs watching the computer think, why not take a break away from your workstation instead?"

2) "This procedure or anecdote we are about to take you through will take a bit of time. Now is a good time to take care of whatever you feel is necessary before we proceed, because interrupting for one reason or another, emergencies barred, would be a not so good thing."

Comes mostly from technical documents, specifically where compiling is involved, as sometimes the process of compiling code takes a while.
"I'm going to be working on your computer for a while, James," Jerry said to the auditor as he frobbed some drivers. "Best go get yourself a cup of coffee

deer lease coffee 

Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.
Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.

Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee
deer lease coffee by Taosboyz August 28, 2021