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body chocolate

Specially made chocolate for smearing onto your partner's skin. Awesome to smear on, even better to lick off.
by He's the boxman September 29, 2006
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Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.
"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."
by GNox July 5, 2006
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chocolate ass cake

n. poop.
Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.
by cj February 22, 2004
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Chocolate firehose

When a male deficates out of his ass hole(in a projectile manner,preferibly diarrhea) while he commences fucking a woman doggystyle
"Nick chocolate firehosed that girl, and my couch got shit all over it"
by Nick Luigi November 29, 2006
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if she was chocolate she'd eat herself

used to describe a girl who thinks she's all that!
" my god, just look at her, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself"
by jamboree08 May 28, 2008
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Tennessee hot chocolate

A term used throughout the American south to refer to diarrhea.
Jethro drank a gallon of prune juice and then spent 20 minutes on the toilet enjoying his Tennessee hot chocolate.
by PMax February 19, 2009
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