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captain calculate

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
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captain galbraith

a 1970s superhero known for his sarcastic comments and flatulent dog. he was discontinued in 2003 after the character came out of the closet. He is now happily married to Robert Page
by Adam Adamson May 13, 2008
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captain fantasy

the nickname of the weird kid from the 80's movie, Enid Finds Her Father
by suggestions121 September 29, 2008
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Cantan Beach

The catty girl at the bar exclaimed, "Oh, Scarlett, you are so tan. Where have you been?" Scarlett replied, "I've just spent three glorious days at Cantan Beach." Scarlett then quickly walked away without further explanation.
by scarlettonline January 26, 2009
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Captain Flex

A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.
Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"
by Durk Durka February 3, 2009
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Captain Biffington

"Well I see Jookey has taken it upon himself to buy a Captain Biffington!"
by Uncle Jibbie October 18, 2009
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capton Ahab

A skinny guy who bypasses the good looking girl to go after the big fat whale !
Hey adam check out capton Ahab he is at it again with those fatty's over there did you forget to tell him no whaling tonight?
by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 19, 2009
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