Steaming Pile of Crap

Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.

For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".

Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.

Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.

by Urban Dictionmaker May 9, 2021

crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs

Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles

by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018

Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.

I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.

by Tooftreef September 17, 2023

crap platter

an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.

1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.

2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?

Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

Golf Crap

The equipment used for golf

Jepediah: “let’s go golfing”
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”

by Vodkakvas November 18, 2017

Upper Craps

An illegal dice game where a player puts money in a pot depending on the max bet; there are 5s, 10s, and double games. The first person to roll a 7 or 11 starts the game and calls a number to roll. The amount of money he put in is the number of rolls he gets. If the player doesn't roll the number he wants, the player with the second most amount of money in the pot tries to roll the number the other player called out. This then repeats until one player takes the pot . If all players can't roll the number the rotation restarts, then it's one roll for each player. A five game where the max bet is five, a 10 game where the max bet is 10, and a double is where all players put in 10 and it's one roll each. This game is usually played in upper Sandusky ohio

I won 40 bucks in upper craps today!

by Bigtityfart January 24, 2025