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boff

An ultra fast or speedy single dry hump or a quick fuck
please to boff your FUPA
by Ed Supreme December 9, 2003
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boff

A small quite fart sounds like "boff"
by TomskiBOTN December 16, 2007
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Amazing Boyfriend

The guy that always puts the biggest smile on your face. The one who makes you laugh so hard you cry. The sweetest guy ever. He doesn’t, lie, doesn’t cheat, and would do anything to make sure you are okay. He understands you and loves you with everything in him.
Example: oh my God Noah is so cute he just showed up to my house with movies and popcorn he is such an amazing boyfriend
by Munchiezx December 11, 2018
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whipped boyfriend

Your girlfriend doesn't let you go to strip clubs
by A Real Man With Balls May 23, 2008
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Boffle

B.est O.f F.riends F.or L.ike E.ver
Clayton and Taylor are Boffle.
by Clayton Eudy December 26, 2007
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boyfriend

1)a teenage male in which a teenage female, or sometimes another teenage male, makes a tempoary contract for sex and money. Often distances the female (or sometimes male) in the process as their partner sees less of their friends and forgets about them.
2)an adult male who cares for you, thinks you are beautiful and may one day marry you.
3)a friend who is a guy.
1)"I'm fed up with all my mates abandoning me for their boyfriends!! I may just become a lesbian."
2)"My boyfriend proposed to me last night"
3)"I am seeing my boyfriends tomorrow night.... we are gonna get wasted!!"
by xox-marrythemole-xox December 9, 2008
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boyfriend

a male human, at the mercy of his unforgiving hormones, unfortunate enough to commit to a needy, whining, selfish female human. The female human will pretend most anything to ensnare a male human so that she may further her own security and selfish desires. When the female human has sucked what she wanted from the male human, and, when it appears to her that the male human has been sucked dry and has little more to feed her selfish desires with, she will stop pretending, and her love will in an instant turn to ambivalence.
She would always let her boyfriend pay for the expensive dinners and activities. Meanwhile, she would buy condos and stocks so that when the boyfriend ran out of money, she would be all set when after leaving him.
by famousde December 28, 2005
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