What you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products Apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any competition (no matter how superior). This usually involves blind allegiance to any new Apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.
"My apple boner was raging when I heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when I learned of Steve Jobs' death"
"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."
"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."
by StinkyCologne October 18, 2011
by BillyTheExterminator April 15, 2011
Etymology of the word Murderboner: The name dates back to circa 800 AD when hoards of Vikings pillaged new lands. Observers of Viking raids told huge erections achieved by the warriors after killing a victim.
Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.
Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.
by Tonto_89 February 13, 2016
by BLS13 August 28, 2009
by boner pit miner August 03, 2008
Homeboy #1: "Did you see that hot chick that just walked in?"
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."
by BooMSoN84 April 08, 2011
A great song by the Whitest Kids U' Know singing about how hard, how weird, and what you must never do with a boner, including, but not limited to: Trimming the hedges (with the hedge trimmer pointed down).
Beginning of The Boner Song (I won't ruin it for you. Look it up on YouTube)
Click, click, click...
It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.
Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.
Click, click, click...
It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.
Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.
by Mr.Sacman March 17, 2009