Apple Boner

What you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products Apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any competition (no matter how superior). This usually involves blind allegiance to any new Apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.
"My apple boner was raging when I heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when I learned of Steve Jobs' death"

"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."
by StinkyCologne October 18, 2011
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Java Boner

An erection caused by one's obsession with the programming language Java.
My Professor doesn't let me use C++ because he has a Java Boner.
by BillyTheExterminator April 15, 2011
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murder boner

Etymology of the word Murderboner: The name dates back to circa 800 AD when hoards of Vikings pillaged new lands. Observers of Viking raids told huge erections achieved by the warriors after killing a victim.

Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.
As he pulls out... he looks down and sees blood, SHIT Murder boner.
by Tonto_89 February 13, 2016
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boner orange

color of penis when eating cheese puffs and masturbating
the doctor told josh" no more cheese puffs your organ will turn boner orange
by BLS13 August 28, 2009
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Boner pit

"oh man, i cant believe i threw it into susan's boner pit last night. i feel all itchy."
by boner pit miner August 03, 2008
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Boner alert

A prelude to an impending erection.
Homeboy #1: "Did you see that hot chick that just walked in?"
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."
by BooMSoN84 April 08, 2011
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The Boner Song

A great song by the Whitest Kids U' Know singing about how hard, how weird, and what you must never do with a boner, including, but not limited to: Trimming the hedges (with the hedge trimmer pointed down).
Beginning of The Boner Song (I won't ruin it for you. Look it up on YouTube)

Click, click, click...

It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.

Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.
by Mr.Sacman March 17, 2009
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