boner control

the amount of control one has over his boners.

when wearing sweat pants it's important to have good boner control.

by respectcomedy December 10, 2009

Giggle boner

An erection one gets when they giggle too hard.

When my girlfriend tickles me I get a giggle boner.

by Chapacabra September 04, 2010

murder boner

Etymology of the word Murderboner: The name dates back to circa 800 AD when hoards of Vikings pillaged new lands. Observers of Viking raids told huge erections achieved by the warriors after killing a victim.

Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.

As he pulls out... he looks down and sees blood, SHIT Murder boner.

by Tonto_89 February 13, 2016

boner orange

color of penis when eating cheese puffs and masturbating

the doctor told josh" no more cheese puffs your organ will turn boner orange

by BLS13 August 28, 2009

Boner pit

an unattractive womens pussy

"oh man, i cant believe i threw it into susan's boner pit last night. i feel all itchy."

by boner pit miner August 03, 2008

Boner alert

A prelude to an impending erection.

Homeboy #1: "Did you see that hot chick that just walked in?"
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."

by BooMSoN84 April 08, 2011

The Boner Song

A great song by the Whitest Kids U' Know singing about how hard, how weird, and what you must never do with a boner, including, but not limited to: Trimming the hedges (with the hedge trimmer pointed down).

Beginning of The Boner Song (I won't ruin it for you. Look it up on YouTube)

Click, click, click...

It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.

Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.

by Mr.Sacman March 17, 2009