beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality

Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother

by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022

Beard-Mask

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.

Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.

by bentslightly August 2, 2022

Bearded git

A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners and a beard.

What a bearded git

by Bearded git August 22, 2022

Bearded Cyclops

Overly hairy and neglected looking vagina.

I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.

by dognuts August 31, 2023

Beard Boxer

A girl with a bush that sleeps with women.

She doesn't like men, she's a beard boxer.

by Gordy W. September 5, 2023

baldo-beardo

A man who has a beautiful, lustrous beard, yet retains little to no hair on his head.

Hey, that guy is a baldo-beardo. Fascinating!

by spencer badabingbadaboner May 11, 2006

clamydia beard

Uncut and unwashed beard, usually worn by italian intellectuals. About 10 cm long and will probably still have the souveneirs of the berares first oral experience.

- "Oh, so he was one of those good looking italians?"
- "Well... he would have been if it wasn't for his clamydia beard..."

by satunge October 22, 2008