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Goofy Lookin Bastard

One who has a damn hot sister and is to gay to realize it.
by Andy Massie February 6, 2003
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The Magnificent Bastard

1) Male whose self-righteousness is at an all time high and knows the woman is inferior to him.

2) Popular label for a small package.
Greg always makes his woman wash his friend's clothes as well as his own. What a magnificent bastard.
by His ex May 2, 2005
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bastard by proxy

when an individual's father dies and leaves the mother and child to live unattended...........
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....
Jill thinks that her shit doesn't stink at all, and that she is so much better than all of us.........
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
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Blue bastard

The universal measure of temperature extremes.
We decided to just screw because it was COLDER than a blue bastard out on the lake; we decided to just screw because it was HOTTER than a blue bastard out on the lake.
by Hoze_b December 15, 2008
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High Bastard

someone who plays jokes on/fucks with with people.
by gitblown March 11, 2009
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backwater-bastardism

A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.
1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"
by Talsier September 8, 2010
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The Bastard Brothers

The Bastard Brothers is an underground association of men and women, who are like minded and who meet the following criteria:

1. Are genuine Bastards (meaning that they do not know their fathers and have their mothers sir name)
2. Must beat 2 original members of BB in a LAN game of Tactical Ops AOT, Level Bridge, in a 1 on 2 death match.
3. Must have a general un-trust and hatred for things they do not understand.
4. Must be able to articulate well in general conversation, use Logic and reason as a focal point in their pursuit for the ultimate good and greatest knowledge.
5. Must remember that they are always a Bastard.
6. Many, many, many, more, see the BB site ( when it is created ).
I almost felt bad for yelling at that guy, then I remembered I'm a Bastard! Hahahahahah FUCK! TAint! The Bastard Brothers
by [BB]Fragulator August 17, 2006
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