Brownie Bake

A next level Dutch Oven, you actually defecate under the sheets and hold your SO under there to inhale the aroma.

I brownie baked Kathryn last night. Shit got all over the bed, but hearing her gag at the stench was worth it.

by plastic ducks September 13, 2016

Kelly Bakeer

"Kelly Bakeer" or "Kel" is a nickname I made up when I was doing calls with randoms on the app called "Houseparty" in 2019. They would ask me who I was and I just thought of Kelly Bakeer. There's literally no reason why I picked "Kelly Bakeer", it just sounded cool to me. So I ended up sticking with the name because it sounded better than my real name "Tim" lol.

Girl: Isn't "Kelly Bakeer" a girl name?

Male: no, get your facts straight.

by Kelly Bakeer August 31, 2020

Baked-Over

Similar to hung-over, the shitty feeling one gets the day after smoking copious amounts of marijuana.

I was going to get up and go to class today, but I was far too baked-over to function.

by JHUUrban April 22, 2010

bake

to apply a full face of makeup.

first let me bake my face

by julianaa February 21, 2017

haerk baerk

originating from northern california, this phrase is commonly used as one is having a good time, or looking to have a good time. it is a symbol of freedom and excellence. it is associated with a funny face and a good heart.

haerk baerk! that surfing cat is awesome!

by BillabongSwim54 October 1, 2006

Fat Baked

Getting super loaded and eating until u feel sick and bloated. Victim may appear white baked with 3 inches of belly protruding from shirt, followed by pants unbuttoned and zipper partially down.

Man I got so "fat baked" last night that I pooped 3 times before it was even noon today.

by Joey Chris March 29, 2010

White Baked

Smoked more than you needed, resulting in a pale weak, nauseous appearance.

"You okay man?! That last hit got you looking "white baked"."

by Joey Chris March 29, 2010