easy bake oven

When the male inserts his dick into the women’s pussy and doesn’t move.

Harry just stuck it in me like an easy bake oven

by anonymous July 30, 2022

bake and drive

Driving while high as fuck on marijuana.

Do not bake and drive.

by Coloredcats June 1, 2018

baked bonds

What really retarded grill gaymers say.

Me: bonds
Me when high: baked bonds
-some random grill gaymer 2019

by cannoli 99 April 5, 2019

baking the beans

What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.

"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"

Just you know... baking the beans.

by DragonsBane07312000 March 31, 2021

Baking the sheets

1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.

2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.

(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)

Jack: Hey what is that smell?

Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.

Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.

Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.

by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010

Baked Potato

When a larger sized person gets really high.

"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."

by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015

Baked

When a man snorts crushed smarties so hard that he can't process stuff.

Damn, he's so baked right now that he can get running headshots in valorant.

by GHETTOS June 15, 2021