badger's snout

A term used to define a man's penis after the consumption of methamphetamine or other such drugs resulting in overall shrinkage of the genitalia and a mini tent-like projection occurring on the front of the slacks

"Hey girls, check out the badger's snout on that gimp"

by Stejay March 12, 2007

badgeridoo

(noun) A human exhibiting badgerlike qualities.

A two tone head, a fierce warning growl and a hairy back are all features of the breed.

"My husband refuses to share food and makes stange noises at night, I fear he might be a badgeridoo"

by Harry Sargent May 19, 2008

Bagel Fucker

one who fucks bagels

christopher fucks bagels, so he is a bagel fucker

by stevemitchellisfuckinhilarious December 30, 2008

malaysian badger

something which enjoys vigorous self-gratification, especially when enhanced by chemicals.

paul snorted a metric buttload of crank and beat off like a large malaysian badger.

by mc 18 inch buddha March 11, 2009

Beef bagel

A sexual act, in which two people perform a ring toss themed game with bagels, and an erect penis. The bagel tosser then eats the bagel(s) which were tossed onto the erect penis. Hence the name, "beef bagel".

Josh: Oh dude, I played beef bagel with this chick the other night.

Dan: Oh yeah? How'd it go?

Josh: She got so into it, she almost bit my dick off.

Dan: Oh.. dayum.

by harlex April 21, 2010

Quim badger

A furry, overgrown human masquerading as a woodland animal. Characterising features include a notable, if incomprehensible, enthusiasm for lady parts, Fulham FC and Jigsaw.

Drew is a massive quim badger

by sablefish July 28, 2011

aids on a bagel

Not to be confused with Aids Bagels; acquiring a homosexual disease via non-homosexual method i.e. sex with a woman infected with said disease, being born with said disease, or changing oil ;-). The origin of putting in the term "bagel" was lost sometime late in the summer of 2008

Would you like your Aids on a 8 inch sausage?

no thank you, I prefer my aids on a bagel

by Burt R. February 4, 2009