-noun
1. A place where religious zealots go to pray to their 21st century God, know as "Steve Jobs", and congregate with others with same unhealthy addiction to overpaying for electronic products.
2. A retail location known as the "Apple Store".
1. A place where religious zealots go to pray to their 21st century God, know as "Steve Jobs", and congregate with others with same unhealthy addiction to overpaying for electronic products.
2. A retail location known as the "Apple Store".
by herrocroser May 23, 2011
Happens when a female yells out she's on her period while receiving oral sex from a man. Once the man's head pops up in surprise, the female then punches, knees, or kicks the man in the adams apple.
Francesca was getting the worst head of her life from Steve so she gave him a red apple to thank him for his troubles.
by Charlie4chicks January 22, 2009
"Man that is one instense love apple you got there!"
"Yeah I know aye, I could barely talk for five minutes after it."
"Yeah I know aye, I could barely talk for five minutes after it."
by Ramblaron November 29, 2006
Persons that refuse to acknowledge the superior nature of Apple devices, especially iPhones. The resulting "iFeriority Complex" manifests itself in a slew of anti-iPhone Urban Dictionary definitions, snide comments at parties, and delusional claims that Steve Jobs can't get laid. iRonically, it's often the Sour Apple that asks you to look directions up on your iPhone because it's easier, while at the same time touting the professionality of the Blackberry.
I sent an emoticon to Ricky's phone, forgetting he has a Blackberry. When it failed to show up, he gave me this long speech about how we don't need all that shizz on a phone, anyways. Different story altogether when I Shazzamed a song he liked. What an Apple Sour.
by Dj Really Real February 01, 2010
When a man relieves himself on an apple, and then wedges that apple inside of the girl's vagina, so that she can only sit there and feel herself slowly become impregnated.
HDR--I visited the orchard after school so when i was nailing sobes I could pull it out and jazzy apple her.
A jazzy apple a day always makes me say (FUCK!)
A jazzy apple a day always makes me say (FUCK!)
by broseidon lord of the brocean October 21, 2009
by JBiebzlover1 April 08, 2011
A teen or pre-teen girl sucking a boys dick all the way down to hitting the balls- where she may pick up one in her mouth- in oral sex, and the balls are the apple she was going for, so she is bobbing for apples.
'Like- do see that girl over there in that car, look at her go- she is bobbing for apples.'
First used in the story Nevaeh Saga- Marcel Duriez.
First used in the story Nevaeh Saga- Marcel Duriez.
by M. R. Duriez October 05, 2018