National slap arse day

November 6th, national slap arse day is a free opportunity to slap somebody’s bums

Lewis slapped my arse but it’s national slap arse day

by Jamiecrookk November 4, 2020

kiss-arse

The name given to someone who sucks the farts out of other people’s arse to gain friends, or acting the victim in every situation to stop from said shepherds to still love their sheep

J: “I am the victim, S and L, I just wanted some friends! I am shit at fortnite, please be my friends although we have nothing in common and I am a solid 4 kiss-arse whereas you are 10’s!”
S: “ok”
L: “ok”

by megaweirdo January 22, 2019

total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009

Bucket of Arse Crumbs

An extrovert who hates being alone.

Person 1: I gotta go out tonight, I hate being alone.

Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a bucket of arse crumbs.

by Actual Ltd. May 25, 2024

my arse is trophy

My bottom feels like it’s been used for gratification in a prison competition. I feel like I’ve been gay raped. My arse hurts, but it feels unexpectedly rewarding. Australian slang.

My arse is trophy: I made the Kokoda day one stage-point. My arse feels like trophy (but I did better than that wanker).

by Majomka February 17, 2020

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

arse hankey

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.

"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."

by His Royal Hairiness January 20, 2014