17th of April

The day the BADDEST BITCH was born

Omg that she/he/they are born on the 17th of April they are Such a bad bitch

by Nololgetnoob November 30, 2020

APAC

Acronym for all politicians are cunts

Why do I hate politicians because APAC

by Stashenasty February 27, 2021

Ballsack Applejacks

A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.

Before entering the tool shed, Matthew had himself a large bowl of Ballsack Applejacks.

by Mkolesar25 November 15, 2011

Apple Sheep

The simple-minded, over zealous followers and lovers of all things Apple. Worshipers of Steve Jobs, these people are known for spending ridiculous amounts of money just to have a picture of apple with a bite taken out of it on their electronics regardless of product performance or quality. Apple could come out with kuzoo and charge $100 for it and these people would still buy it. Apple sheep are often seen wasting countless days of their life putting work and families (not their moms) on hold waiting for the next Apple product. When these people discover news of Apple products or their leader Steve Jobs being down-graded and criticized they almost immediately get very, very cross and red in the face almost always resulting in them requiring to use their inhaler, only after which they then attempt to no avail pitifully defend their beloved Apple. These people can usually be seen driving a Prius while listening to Coldplay (on their plugged in ipod of course). Commonly referred to plainly as sheep.

I just saw an Apple Sheep getting a tattoo of Steve Jobs on his arm while waiting in line for the next ifill-in female sanitary product.

by TERRORMOTO March 26, 2011

apologin

actually means apologizing but it was too long and didn't flow so kanye made it shorter, therefore changing it to apologin' so it would sound better.

don't everr fix your lips like collagen,
then say somethin' where you gon' end up apologin'

MANN YOU BETTER BE APOLOGIN' SOOON!
or ima KICK YOUR ASS :<

by Teeeeeetee March 20, 2008

apus history

One of the most ridiculously difficult, most fucking aggravating and profoundly anal retentive classes ever to be conceived by a devil worshiping baby eater. It alone can bring down an honor role student to virtually failing grades, anybody who gets a fraction of a point above above a 79% in this class and has the audacity to state that it is easy, or complains about their grade, has the choice to either literally drive 16 ford f350's directly into their tight pink virgin, soon to be bleeding, assholes, or rip out their sexual organs and sell them on eBay for no more that $1.35.

Bum: Spare some change??

Pedestrian: Why didn't you finish high school ya lazy bum?

Bum: I took apus history.

Pedestrian: ...how much do you need?

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 22, 2009

Apna

Apna – which in Punjab loosely translates to 'One of our own'. It can be used to describe someone who is part of the same ethnic group, or more commonly, a very close friend; aka "my guy". More commonly used in Birmingham by asians to describe other asians.

What's going on my apna.
Thank you so much my apna.
My apna, what's gwanin?

by Lirikker July 19, 2018