Syrup Alert!

A notifying exclamation that someone within visual range of the speaker is wearing an unconvincing hair piece or wig.
(origin rhyming slag for wig "Syrup Of Figs").

Note not to be confused with "Irish Jig Alert!" which is a warning that "Lord Of The Dance" is playing in town.

Two friends walk into an ironmonger's shop and notice that a waiting customer at the counter of advancing years has jet black hair with a side parting at the back of his head.

"Ooops! Syrup Alert!"

by Brian Combe November 21, 2007

dirty alejandro

when your hitting it from the back and then YOU DROP A TAB IN HER ASS

i had a girl last night and she was so freaky i gave her a Dirty Alejandro

by yourfavoriteemo April 5, 2020

alef

This amazingly wonderful man who is buff, sexy, genius, funny, kind, cute, fun, and the best boyfriend any girl can ever have. He is someone who can make any girl feel lucky. He has a great smile and many talents.

Girl: "She seems so happy."
Girl' s friend: "She must be dating Alef"

by goosy May 1, 2015

Alexander Hamilton

The act of having sex with a woman doggy-style, only to pull out and recharter the national bank

"The nation has been running a huge surplus ever since Alan Greenspan gave his wife the Alexander Hamilton"

"Many historians agree that President Andrew Jackson's strong opposition to the national bank stemmed directly from his wife's reluctance be on the receiving end of the Alexander Hamilton."

by Vitaly Bernanke December 9, 2008

Alessandra

Alessandra:
The most beautiful thing that God put on this earth!
Beautiful
Breath taking
Gorgeous

That sun set is alessandra!

by Mitko July 16, 2008

Alexa

Without question, no one could mention a person, a girl, a women as beautiful as her. She's top of the pile, with a magnificent smile and curious genuine eyes. A person so big they stand 3-worlds tall, yet so humble the worlds are the smallest of all. Courageous and quick, she's not to forget, all the details around her which she grasps for her wit. Her skin is so soft and her laugh so sincere, she will hug you with a warmth that will scare away fear. When her head is on goal and her feet on the ground, she'll often walk faster than any man in the town. She's an agile one. Clever and crafty. She keeps track of her four until connected in harmony. She has a heart full of love willing to share. And loved by the many she will always be there. She's a fighter. A charmer with a genuine soul. She's stronger than most and know's not her own pull. It goes without question that there could not be one smarter. She'll go further and further while the rest of them falter. There are few, if any, that engender her splendour. Because she is 1 of A kind she is Alexa and that's all that should matter.

"She certainly has an Alexa way about her the way she warms up to those people."
"Look at the way she just Alexa'd that problem- piece of cake!"

by Bleue February 14, 2013

Alektorophobia

Alektorophobia: The fear of chickens.

This is not a very common fear but there are those(myself included) who are terrified of this feathered fowl. When you suffer from alektorophobia, you suffer from one of the different levels.
(lowest to highest)
1. Terrified at the sight of a chicken.
2. Terrified at the sight of any chicken, real or not.
3. Terrified when you hear the sound of a chicken even when there isn't one.
4. Become scared when people even say the word chicken.
5. So scared you can't even eat chicken because it reminds you of your fear.

Boy with level one alektorophobia is walking along with his girlfriend when he sees a chicken. The boy begins to scream in a very high manner and jumps into the arms of his girlfriend. (they do not date again after this.)

by Scared Of Chickens March 15, 2008