wanker

See also-masturbate

A term over-used by Brits and Aussies because they don't have many good insults anyway...

Bob: Hi! How are you?

Brit/Aussie: Ge' out o' ere ya wanker!

by Blasty2k September 1, 2005

wanker

Politicians basically are all wankers. Have respect for none of them, except maybe some of the dead ones

Tony Blair, George Bush....wankers

by lord nobcheese January 8, 2007

Wanker

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

wanker

Someone who tries to make their penis larger.

He is such a wanker! He tries does a jelq to himself to make his penis bigger....isn't that gross?

by Alotta August 31, 2005

Wanker

Term used on 'Skins" (UK) A lot. Used to replace the American term "Dick" or "Ass hole". Something to call a friend in a playfull way or to call an enemy who you are mad at.

You bloody WANKER!

by Quastica January 16, 2011

Wanker

1. An insult commonly used in Great Britan, to denote an individual whom masturbates.

2. An insult used in Denmark during zombie apocalypses, to insult:
Doctors performing healthcare
Patients receiving healthcare

1.
Lord Cuffrey: Lord Humpington havent seen fit to leave his mansion this evening.
Lord Pinkerton: I say! What a wanker!

2.
Jonas: Dr. Mench bliver hjemme for at få ham den sårede på benene igen.
Fillip: Fuck nogle wankerere!

by JensMench August 7, 2014

Wanderlust

Wander means to walk or move in a leisurely, casual, or aimless way; Loiter. & Lust means very strong sexual desire.

Wander+Lust means a person is extremely Horny or Nymphomaniac just looking for a chance to fulfill sexual desire.

Wandering for Lust

zack: how was amsterdam ?
coddie: i have been wandering the streets of amsterdam in search of Lust !
Zack: did you find any ?
Coddie: I guess you have call me wanderlust.

by zack&coddie March 6, 2019