Waite 

An extremely dirty homosexual with a shit fetish and a love for feet, likes video game pornography

Tom: Stop having gay sex with my roblox character
Olly: BUT I'M GAY AND I LIKE BIG ROUND ROBLOX BOOTY
Alfie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HERRRRRRRR YOU WAITE!!!

Waite by wankermobile May 12, 2018

Waifu book rule 786 

You must not simp over anime girl/boy and have different character as pfp.

"Change your pfp it's against waifu book rule 786!"

Waifu book rule 786 by TheWaifuHunter October 17, 2021

waif 

an ownerless piece of property that is found

Yo man, is that rolled joint on the floor a waif? Cause if it is, it ain't no longer.

waif by orangepotiron April 19, 2009

waiter, bring me water!

The exclamation people make when they give up on something difficult and just take the easy route.

Gah, I can't get a better deal on this car, sigh.. waiter, bring me water!

waiter, bring me water! by _________Jonathan_________ June 27, 2008

Waie 

Bapak gempak

Najib is waie

Waie by Markue December 28, 2017

Wait... what? 

A phrase used when something isn't right.

Guy: 1 + 1 is 41023012
Guy 2: Wait... what?

Wait... what? by KnowYourMaths October 13, 2018

stall waiting 

The near certainty that if you don't stand right outside the only stall in the bathroom, waiting for its occupant to finish, someone will slip in ahead of you once it's vacated. This is exacerbated by the equal certainty that your date will conclude you've slipped out the back door of the restaurant if you don't return to the table immediately and explain what's happening. It's a good reason to take a cell phone to the bathroom.

So this guy is taking forever to leave the stall, two other people are lined up outside the men's room, and my date calls my cell phone to say she's sure I have commitment issues. I tell her I'm on stall waiting, and I'll be back just as soon as possible.

stall waiting by bglassman April 7, 2010