watching "moxie"

watching moxie is when you and your special someone does unholy acts while watching some feminist movie you don't remember a single thing about. examples of unholy things are making out, giving hickies, dry sex (or real if everyone is okay with it), and the list goes on, it's completely up to the two of you ;)

friend 1: you wont believe what me and my girl did last night!
friend 2: were you guys watching "moxie"?
friend 1: hell yeah we did!
both: *high five*

by 22+23 May 4, 2021

Watching water boil

A punishment given to a person for saying something very stupid.

I had to observe water boil yesterday. I was watching water boil for a solid ten minutes because I said something stupid about how it boils.

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

Watchog

One of the only pokemon that doesn't exist.

Person 1: Hey, do you know what Patrat evolves into?
Person 2: Wasn't it Watchog?
Person 1: No, that Pokemon does not exist.
Person 2: Ohhh right.

by Mango-Moose April 1, 2023

YouTube Watcher Syndrome

The disease acquired from watching wayyy to much YouTube. This disease is very contagious as friends pass on there addiction to other friends. Symptoms include: Ditching guys night for a Tyler Oakley double upload, waiting until 3 6 and 8 pm for your favorite youtubers videos.

This disease is NOT when someone likes a YouTuber and sees one of their vids is up and casually clicks.

Hey Richie, I used to think you could never watch enough youtube but now that Derrick has YouTube Watcher Syndrome, I might stop all together.

Dude you ready to hang out tonight?
Nah i've gotta watch CaptainSparklz new MC vid tonight sorry.

by Koala in pajamas March 1, 2015

Boy Watcher

Boy watcher can be defined across the gender world, as one who enjoys watching people in particular good looking men or "boys".

Wow look at that chick staring at us- what a f'ing boy watcher!

by Gaunche1 September 22, 2016

Doze Watching

Listening to a movie, or TV show , while dozing yet paying just enough attention to know what is going on.

1. John had just eaten a full meal and sat down to watch a movie but ended up doze watching it.
2. Christopher's wife is often amazed that he knows what is going on in movies when he is doze watching.

by Pepperw2 May 29, 2018

Shit watching

when you binge watch shitty YouTube videos for hours, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life.

The videos you watch needs to be fucking useless. for example, all of "food Insiders" or "buzz feed" videos.

It is like Shitposting but with YouTube videos.

I have been shit watching buzz feed videos all night. OMG what am I doing with my life!!!

by SpeedGG June 17, 2018