trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.

"Don't be a trouser noodle."

by We_the_folks February 19, 2024

trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.

I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!

by BiffNaked February 22, 2024

Trouser tits

Balls. Tits but in your trousers.

You've gotta have some real trouser tits to do that

by Mylesglo March 12, 2024

Trouser mole

a penis

"Would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole?"

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

Trout

Trout is used to explain a female sexual organ

Here mate, I’m fucking aching for some trout

Lads, it fucking stinks of trout round ere

*sniff* *sniff*, I could kill for some trout right now

by Ginj April 11, 2024

trouth trach

A very dumb misspelling of something along the lines of "dumpster diving" but with trash instead. Trash trounce maybe, I don't know. You most likely looked this up after watching a Papa Meat video titled "The Man Who Cooks His Diapers" and the subtitle at 4:09 made you think something along the lines of "Oh my god, is this some horrible word like munting turned into some funny meme?"
Or maybe that was just me.

Papa Meat: What the fuck is "trouth trach"?
Subtitle: You don't wanna know.

by steadycorn December 11, 2024

tRoUsErBoiNg!

The rapid and unexpected sensation of pitching an instantaneous trouser tent when intensely aroused.

Did you see Hilly in Cafe Benidorm last night? tRoUsErBoiNg!

by anonymous December 18, 2024