Willow Tree

When the pubes of a man are long enough to cover in an umbrella shape around of the head of the penis.

You should shave your shaft know one wants to handle a Willow Tree unless they want to floss at the same time.

by cigar burned puppy January 2, 2011

Blue tree

A person who is gay, homosexual. Opposite of a green tree, a straight person.

A: "Look at that guy, he's so hot! Do you think he's a blue tree?"
B: "he definitely doesn't look like a green tree! I bet he is!"

by Bluesttree December 30, 2016

Awkward Palm Tree

The awkward palm tree is similar to the awkward turtle. Just as the awkward turtle is used to acknowledge an awkward pause or silence the awkward palm tree is a discrete way to signal to your friends that you are in an awkward situation and they need to come save you. The awkward palm tree is created by letting your wrists go limp so your arms and hands form a "V" and then crossing your arms at the wrist. In certain situations it may be appropriate to shout "awkward palm tree" or hold your hands in the sign above your head as a better signal to your friends.

Creepy Guy: So how are you?
Kate: Um... I'm pretty good. How are you?
Creepy Guy: ... Do you have a boyfriend?

Kate: *awkward palm tree* Uhhh... I... Um...
Kate's Nearby Friend: Hey Kate! I really need to talk to you! Can you come over here?
Kate: Yes I can!

by thisbmypseudonym March 30, 2011

your family tree LGBT

Quite possibly the most effective roast there is... Probably even bigger than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, or your grandpap a trap

Me: ur mom gay
Friend: no u
Me: your family tree LGBT
Friend: *fucking dies*

by VolTixDoesTingZ June 4, 2018

tree sauce

Syrup, like for pancakes.

"pass over that tree sauce"

by Jon Reed March 7, 2007

tree sap

ejaculation or cum from a male

Mike: my girlfriend complained cause i got tree sap all over her face
Joe: really i heard she likes it

by russett January 5, 2009

Tree semen

noun, tree sap or insect honeydew, secreted by insect colonies living in branches. Commonly found on cars parked under a large trees. The liquid is sticky and difficult to remove, residuals are white in colour and can damage paint work when dried. Removal becomes increasingly difficult as the tree semen dries up.

Shit man, that tree tried to inseminate my Bimmer last night, I got effing tree semen all over the bonnet, windscreen and doors.

by Chrisanthynum July 27, 2010