Touching Cloth 

When one binds ones "cheese" in fabric,thus leaving the woven imprint upon the "ripe old cheshire"!

"i'm touching cloth, you'd better cut yourself a slice off this...go on...there's plenty."

Touching Cloth by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

Tip Touch 

When two males double penetrate a women in the vagina and the ass, and their penises tear through the inner wall and touch tip to tip, thus calling it a Tip Touch. Consumating the Tip Touch with a high five is recomended.

Andy and Marcus high fived each other after they Tip Touched in Christine.

Tip Touch by ChirpsMcGirps December 14, 2010

touching cloth 

when one needs to use the lavatry so bad that it is unbearable and the excrement begins to touch your underwear.
Touching cloth is the stage before the term running (or rolling depending on the shape)down ur leg and after the stage of losing control of ur bowels. Touching cloth more often than not leads to stains so, heavens, please do be aware

Emma: oh gee i think im touching cloth colleen
Colleen: oh emma i do believe i am also touching cloth
Emma: yahaha yahha golly thats astounding lets go clean up
Colleen: that would be great. would you mind if i were to have a joint which i rolled this morning
Emma: why id be offended if you didnt

touching cloth by deane October 30, 2007

Ball Toucher 

to touch balls or to cup the balls to be a ball graber one who feel the urge to have balls in there hand

Cory:Hey dude i heard u got a new room mate
Me:yah his name is Kristan Montgrain
Cory: shit man you better watch out i hear hes a ball toucher

Ball Toucher by M D To The MutherFuckin MC December 19, 2004

htc touch pro 

piece of shit

i paid $600 for this piece of shit that locks up, buttons sporadically work, and does whatever it wants to do--slowly. if i press txt, the internet comes up 12 seconds later

oh, you have an htc touch pro? sorry for ya suckajack!!

htc touch pro by classic1979 April 24, 2009

Touching cotton 

You've committed a lumpy corn filled stanky loaf, and there is no turning back.

P.S.A.-If you are touching-cotton, don't sit down unless it's on the Dumper!!

"It felt like an SBD (silent but deadly) and now I'm touching cotton- Woe is me"

Touching cotton by R. Trelford March 9, 2004

go touch some grass 

The only argument antis have against us.

Larrie: *shows endless proof*
Anti: Ugh... Uhmmm.... I- Uhh IT´S FAKE GO TOUCH SOME GRASS!!!

go touch some grass by ibestlouie July 20, 2021