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Tool

An insult given to a gullible, clueless, or easily persuaded individual. When used as a noun, a tool is simply an object that can make an impossible task possible. (i.e., removing a screw without a screwdriver)
For example:

Mary: “Pass me a tool, Sally.”

Sally: *Innocently picks up Jim and deposits him at Mary’s feet.*
by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009
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Tool-Based Massive Anneurism

A brain explosion caused by listening to to much Tool.
This poor kid died of a Tool-Based Massive Anneurism.
by Rsynv5 August 30, 2009
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Tool

The title of a person of the male gender who breaks the "bros before hos" clause in secton III article 2 of Man Law.
Jim is skipping poker night to go see a movie with Mary. He is such a tool.
by Father of Man Law December 14, 2009
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Tool

A jerk, asshole; a dick or a schmuck; from "tool" as a synonym for a penis.
by Egypt Steve October 22, 2009
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Toolan

An individual who has the appearance of a marijuana user, or "pothead". Speaking of heads, this person is also charecterized by having an abnormally large head. When driving under the influence of marijuana, they are prone to slowing and stopping at lights that have already turned or have been green and stopsigns. This hold up of traffic can last for abnormally large amounts of time, sometimes even a full song. They are also well known for being able to state the obvious in conversations and situations. Has dreams of eventually living in Europe, but as of now they can be found behind the customer service desks of local grocery stores.
Guy 1: You see that pothead over at customer service?

Guy 2: You mean Toolan?
by wiggleworms February 23, 2010
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Tool

A guy who goes to the gym everyday and all this guy talks about is the gym and how big he is, also about the supplements he uses at the gym. He spends all his money on supplements or steroids. he flexes a lot when hes around girls and all the girls think he is a TOOL.
Spencer turned into such a tool and all he talks about is how big hes getting.
by Aforizzle April 27, 2010
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Tooler

A tooler is what you call a tool who uses the word tool
Hey look at that tool! his long nike socks arent even real ones like mine!

Wow dude your a tooler...
by wehttam16 October 21, 2010
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