Tehani

A person who puts people in front of them. Also is depressed and fakes being happy. And a very pretty person.

Person 1: who's that she's hot

Person 2: ya thats tehani

by Bruhhey123 July 18, 2021

cleaner than a priest on sunday

an ulitmate sober ass bitch

Man thats fools cleaner than a priest on sunday.

by Dts_Man January 19, 2011

I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.

The slogan that portrays President Trump as a con man in the White House, whose billionaire image is a sham: an inept businessman and a serial tax avoider, who paid only $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 each—a figure that is far less than what millions of blue-collar Americans are paying—but would deduct $70,000 to take care of his hair.

Teachers, nurses, and cooks, most of whom paid much more than $750 in tax, are protesting by wearing a T-shirt that says “I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.” to expose his fake riches and financial shenanigans.

by MathPlus September 28, 2020

less than jake

N. Musical act whose abilities are decent but somewhat inferior to Jake.

"That band is killer!"
"Yeah, but they're still less than Jake"

by DaBunny July 1, 2005

homelier than a bag full of assholes

That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"

That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!

by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

A phrase used during verbal fights in an attempt to offend the opponent. Used commonly by the camp.

Like, You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

by Tom May 2, 2003

see more ass than a toilet seat

for a man to to be sexually promiscuous (for the equivalent used of a women look up see more pricks than a dart board)

He may see more ass than a toilet seat but he never had a drink.

by The Return Light Joker January 26, 2010