Max König

A absolutely Nice Guy who's got an absolutely beautiful Smile. Will exceed your expectations. Great kisser's. One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
Often don't know what he wants.

I love Max
They don't call him Max König for nothing...
by Bram Hoellernesch January 03, 2017
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max thrust

v. to microwave
Sally: Do you want something to eat, Grandma?
Grandma: Oh, you can just max thrust some leftovers for me.
by Housies September 11, 2010
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max bui

the overlord of dance and ladies' panties. someone who can make a girl go "Mmmh" just by shining his Red Lights.
girl 1: "did you see that guy dance in brno last night?"
girl 2: "omg yes, my panties got all wet, he's such a max bui"
by lexpumas September 20, 2022
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max chat

What a cock womble says when they pretend they are busy.
i can't help at the moment, i'm at max chat.
by maxchatting September 23, 2018
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Max Ho

The word Max means he can run at a maximum speed of 1m per hour, this means he has spectacular speed. The word ho means he is good at associating with ho's, therefore, he is a person you would like to get with and ... :)
I really love to play with Max Ho because he can run and do fun things with me
by Max speed Shazam April 10, 2019
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max's penis

the worlds largest penis and likes to make his friends suck it
man your really have a max's penis
by JustRocky April 12, 2022
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Max T

A very tall and strange man who stalks his "girlfriend" while playing WAR THUNDER, he thinks he knows everything about planes and thinks you need an engine to fly a plane which is dumb. Max T is only successful in rapping and having no life. Max T shoves his Xbox controller up his rectum and tells his dad to let it vibrate. He has a small bird who has seen some shit named dinner. His favorite food is human meat and he gets caught jerking off 6 times a week by his mum.
I got some tickets to see Max T rap for my birthday and im hyped.
by An even sadder man May 03, 2021
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