A legendary, but definitely not imaginary, elf who leaves dumps for good little children who believe
by Crappy Chris February 27, 2010
Get the Uncle Dumplingmug. 1: Did you hear about johnny?
2: Nah, what about johnny?
1: He was at jens house and jens big brother gave him a slippery uncle!!
2: Ahhh No way!!! do you know what was used?
1: hmm... since theyre remodeling there house it was either a 2x4 or a piece of tile.... maybe a drill... im not sure.
2: Nah, what about johnny?
1: He was at jens house and jens big brother gave him a slippery uncle!!
2: Ahhh No way!!! do you know what was used?
1: hmm... since theyre remodeling there house it was either a 2x4 or a piece of tile.... maybe a drill... im not sure.
by Ink Slinger December 2, 2011
Get the Slippery Unclemug. The offspring of a sister and brother. Defines the blood relationship between the father and son. The father is both his uncle and father. Uncle comes first because no family in the right mind would tell the boy his mother's brother is his father. They would introduce the father as his uncle.
by Lee low July 6, 2017
Get the uncle sonmug. Uncle Jason is what happens when you’re molested, or raped, by your babysitter, like by an uncle or close family member.
The boys look rather withdrawn today, they’ve been acting rather odd since we had Uncle Jason babysit for us
by Professor Switzleheimer December 22, 2021
Get the Uncle Jasonmug. by Troller of trolls September 9, 2010
Get the Dead Unclemug. by High school joke group November 9, 2017
Get the Uncle justinmug. Daughter; When is Uncle Ryan going to get here?
Mother; You know he's not your real uncle right?
Daughter; He's my Pseudo-Uncle.
Mother; You know he's not your real uncle right?
Daughter; He's my Pseudo-Uncle.
by Otterboi December 10, 2015
Get the Pseudo-Unclemug.