Pottonmouth Fever

Pottonmouth fever is the next level of Xerostomia (dry mouth) when one partakes in the use of marijuana smoking. Symptoms may include: hot sweats, raised body temperature,
an intense craving for cold beverages, the illusion of wearing a chin necklace or a headband, slurred speech, irrational decision-making and an overtly intense, ravenous thirst that would make you sell your grandma to a black market sex slave ring for a bottle of ice cold Arrowhead Water.

Duuude, I just smoked an ounce of weed with my daughter and some guy's wife and we all have a bad case of pottonmouth fever. I'm reluctant to inform you that we have sold your grandmother to the Zulu Nation Gangbang Division for $3.00 worth of delicious, refreshing water.

by Mr.Tank June 3, 2017

double yellow fever

A sexual obsession with watching asian girls urinate.

guy #1: dude last night hui lian pissed with the door open and I saw the whole thing from the bed, I got the weirdest boner.

guy#2: DOUBLE YELLOW FEVER!!

by joanrafio August 10, 2012

top fever

Top fever is when you feel the urge to want to constantly top the other person during sex or sexual activities.

Girl: Do you want me to top you this time?
Boy: No, I have top fever and need to top you again

by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023

cooking fever lady

She is a hot creamy filled lady who would look so good naked and in bed

cooking fever lady is so hot you should of seen her last night she had her huge bajonkers out

by Definately.Not.Sarantis March 13, 2022

hog fever

When you eat a huge meal and fall into a food coma.

Travis ate a HUGE turkey dinner and fell into hog fever like a dumb ass.

by Narcolepticdickswallower November 16, 2017

jukebox fever

The affliction where one is confronted by an internet connected jukebox with access to almost every song ever recorded yet being unable to think of any song ever.

"What song you putting on Dai?"
"I dunno Bryn, I've got jukebox fever."

by jcmg March 21, 2020

fat famous fever

when the government tries to get you to be attracted to fat people because they are widely known.

The fat famous fever made most of Americans satisfied with being obese.

by Coop Dupe November 27, 2019