Man who can’t even name all the countries in europe and Africa. He’s also bad at Minecraft. Use this on someone and you will be at risk of getting sued for slander.
by Freesalad January 11, 2020

Such an amazing person. Someone you can always count on. He is the best boyfriend, if you can mange to get him to like you. He has amazing brown eyes and the best smile ever.
by Sianananan an February 6, 2021

Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.
by LiliWhite March 9, 2020

steven is a bitch ass nigga and smells like shit, what the fuck why this nigga even alive rn. please someone kill this kid jesus christ. he gets no play and his dick smells like cottage cheese.
by Monkeymeat December 29, 2022

Steven is the door knob in every friend group. He is the person to cry when getting caught by the cops. He is also the type of person to go play crossing guard with the fucking train and yell stop. He most likely practices kissing for his nonexistent girlfriend on his mom.He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely foxes dog at 3 AM. Steven makes car e He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely fucks his dog at 3 AM. He is most likely that cringy ASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 911bASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 9/11.
Eww look it’s the fucking doorknob Steven coming down the hill. “ hey Steven don’t fall over your own ass!!”
by Bs.gerp January 30, 2020

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect. Yes, he is awesome!
by ndjskxujsjsjs February 28, 2021
