Gas station shark

One who circles around a gas station waiting for someone else to leave a pump when all others are in use. This person will usually drive around two or three times waiting for the opportunity to take the spot.

Bob: Dude, we've been circling for hours, let's just go somewhere else.
Johnny: No! I don't care how long it takes, it's $3.45/gallon here, the cheapest price we've seen so far.
Bob: Dude, you're such a gas station shark...

by Bobthe"notrapist" December 7, 2012

South Alabama Gas

Gastrointestinal pain and excessive flatulence caused by poor southern diet.

I've got that South Alabama Gas something awful

by byefelicia! March 8, 2018

Polish Gas Chamber

When you are driving your car, you lock the windows, turn the heater to high, and then fart, trapping it and all your passengers forcing them to sniff your extra hot ass air.

After enchiladas and several yeasty beers last night I decided my fart sniffing family would also like to enjoy some hot farts so I locked the windows on the car, turned up the heater to high, and executed them using a Polish Gas Chamber.

by J MaxJ Max March 19, 2017

dutch gas pedal

When you place your foot down on a woman's vagina and proceed to pick up her legs as a steering wheel and stomp or the "gas pedal".

I gave Meghan the ole Dutch gas pedal last night!

by Jericho99 May 7, 2016

Bow Wave Gas

Flatulence preceding defecation; the natural bodily gaseous emissions that occur prior to a bowel movement, typically potent in aroma. Also known as pre-crap gas. Contrast normal farts that occur to eating such things as cabbage and refried beans.

"I'd been eating a lot of vegetables lately and had to hurry to the bathroom as my bow wave gas was really coming on strong, I knew I'd be prairie dogging next."

by Iam Phautin February 19, 2009

gas, break, dip

N. To Hit the gas then slam the breaks in a car causing it to dip down.

Often done in the Bay Area: Oakland, San Fransisco, San Jose and surrounding areas

I pull up in my whip and gas, break, dip

by Logan444 December 16, 2007

asian gas mask

When a man places his testicles onto the eyes of his partner and then farts into his/her mouth.

Cornelius likes to sleep with his mouth open so one night I proceeded to give him an Asian gas mask.

by RockinTheFro February 21, 2007