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Takin' the toast

When having ass sex, coming at the exact same time as the toaster ejecting fresh toast.
"Oh. Bro, I'd just been flippin' the omelet, and oh, i had my shit all timed out clocks, right? Came, dude. Just as the toaster popped I was takin' the toast.
by mega miles December 17, 2008
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TakeItMaster

Any ticket agency company which is expert at levelling unjustified fees and preventing all but the wealthy from attending cultural and sporting events.

Bonus points are awarded for parking fees at venues without parking, internet convenience charges when you print the ticket out yourself, and per-ticket service charges for internet booking. The trump card is when it's an exclusive contract so you can't buy tickets from anyone else, and worst, not even from the venue itself.

Any corporate with a monopoly like this can be referred to as TakeItMasters of the Universe (as assisted by He-Man the Tout).
I was going to take my girl to see Pearl Jam play tonight but you could only buy the tickets from TakeItMaster, $10 each with $30 processing charge per ticket so we watched TV at home instead.
by Samuel Crawley January 6, 2009
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Takethathill

"takethathill" means ASS
Mother fuc*** Author who thinks he is a smart ass! Fu** u dame son of a whore.
Tom: I cant understand this defination?
Philip: Cuz its written by Takethathill. And he cant even understand his own relation with his father.
Tom:?
Philip: I banged his mom! Bitch thats why!
by BJ-Leviathan March 8, 2009
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Taking Off Skates

Adjective used to describe a pleasurable feeling such as that which comes when hot, inflexible, jabbing skates (roller or ice) are removed after being worn for such a long time that you forget how uncomfortable they really are. Can also be used to describe something that just feels good, absent the removal of pain.
Ah man, after sitting on that terrible wooden chair all day, this sofa is like taking off skates.
by CoolGuyRandall July 7, 2009
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Take A Smokey

to take a HUGE crap!!

As in the movie "Friday" when smokey had to take a huge crap but he couldn't find a place to do it, so he went on the side of the house.
"mayne them beans messed my stomach up! i need to take a smokey!"
by ATXchick August 20, 2009
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Taking the 'B' Train Home

Omg, what a bitch. she's taking the 'B' train home.
by Elio83 May 11, 2010
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A phrase which means "Things are so dramatic, it's starting to resemble Melrose Place."

References the 1990's drama filled soap opera, Melrose Place.
Person 1: Can you believe that he likes Lucas, who likes Desiree, who likes Jamie who likes Lucas?

Person 2: Yeah man. This shit is taking a turn for the Melrose.
by MelroseLuva June 19, 2010
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