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Real Stiff Penis

1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.

2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.
My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.

Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.
by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018
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snuff

to hit someone, to punch someone, to beat down someone.
I snuffed him good.

you shoulda seen craig last night man, he snuffed that kid good.
by mike1317 October 5, 2005
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Shuff

To defaecate (SHIT) in a paint cup or other container and snort the gases produced, resulting in a trailer trash high.
Person 1: Hey wanna get high?

Hick: Yeah, lets go shuff in the back of my dads RV

Person 1: Get the fuck out of hear you trailer trash hick! Thats fucking gross.

Person 2: What the fuck is shuffing?

Person 1: Urban Dictionary bro....
by Teh Real G May 31, 2010
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up to snuff

n; adjetive; advert (usually used with a verb) antiquated; History not known by writer

up to a better condition; up to an acceptabel standards to better; to improve; restore to the original condition or a state closer to the original
I want my house to be brought up to snuff.
His grades must be be brought up to snuff
Her deportment is not up to snuff.
by Lloyd Winburn April 25, 2006
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school girls stiff

is a school girls masterbation tool wich she uses during school under her skirt wich can be such as a pen, pencile, or retractable eraser.
i use mi school girls stiff during class all the time
by asia July 13, 2004
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snuff movie

A big budget film production involving no cast members at all because they are imaginary. The onus is on the movie watcher to pretend that there are actors.

The term is coined from the character 'Snuffalupagus' from Sesame Street, the imaginary friend of 'Big Bird'

They are most popular with a schizophrenic audience.
Big Bird was watching a snuff movie in the Psychiatric Ward while dosed up on Risperidone.
by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008
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Dr. Rod Staff Member

Head of Neuro-Virgin surgery. By inserting staff member can induce vaginal swelling thus relieving patient of delusions of still psychologically believing one's non-existent virginal status.
Dr. Rod Staff Member upon examination suggested to Miss. Britney Smears that she swallow the Dong an Binding load and she eagerly cum-plied. She's also suffers from gagmire relflex disorder.
by Cramaconda December 10, 2006
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