Snarf has many definitions, as stated Captain Reese the Fucking Wizard Johnson, and really could be used in most situations in place of almost and verb. Also may be used as a sign of great surprise. Term coined by a local Vermont band, Pyronova.
"Look at him, just snarfing along."
"He snarfed it right out of Jeff's hand!"
"He thinks he's snarfing around."
"May the snarf be with you."
"SNARF!"
"You snarfing scared me!."
"He snarfed it right out of Jeff's hand!"
"He thinks he's snarfing around."
"May the snarf be with you."
"SNARF!"
"You snarfing scared me!."
by Pyronova April 18, 2010
Get the Snarf mug.1. The profession or function of offering snide remarks; sarcasm.
2. The art or science of snarking; esp., instruction in methods.
2. The art or science of snarking; esp., instruction in methods.
by hobrarian August 17, 2010
Get the Snarkagogy mug.Wow, there's this one kid in my dorm that started this use snarfle over some frozen yogurt thing. What a noob.
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Get the Snarfle mug.A canine that is a mix of Doberman, Rotteweiler, Pit Bull, (and maybe Boxer, Bloodhound and Pointer)
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Get the Snarfonzis mug.A variation upon the traditonal "Shart". Many think of a snart as a fart released upon a sneeze, but in actuality a "Snart" is a shart brought on by a sneeze. So, in conclusion a snart is a sneeze, which causes a fart, which causes a shit thus creating the Snart.
Can Ryan borrow a pair of underwear?, he just snarted and needs to change.
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Jessica sneezed, and that sneeze forced out a fart. She had to check her underwear after she sneeze farted. It was clean and she was happy that she hadn't been plagued by a nasty snart.
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Jessica sneezed, and that sneeze forced out a fart. She had to check her underwear after she sneeze farted. It was clean and she was happy that she hadn't been plagued by a nasty snart.
by Ryan Jaymes February 25, 2011
Get the Snart mug.Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.
One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".
Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.
While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.
In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".
Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.
While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.
In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
by Buffeteria April 8, 2011
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